How do you piss off a disabled person -you put the cookie on the other shoulder
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
Q: What did the late Canibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower
Heads and shoulders
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder π€
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
whats sephen hawkings favrout food hi left shoulder
whats stephen hawkings favrout robot him as his shoulder / wellchair
Whatβs Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
