I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "đ¶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!đ¶"
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
An alien walks in to a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him and the alien touches his shoulder. The man says do that one more time and I'll run you over. The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says do that again and I'll chop your dick off. He touches him again. The man pulls the aliens pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, âHey, youâve got a steering wheel on your pants.â The pirate says, âArrrr, I know. Itâs driving me nuts.â
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasnât wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? âhead, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and framesâ
Don't use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders đ
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Whatâs Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
