Shoulder jokes

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.