What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
