New Shorts Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG

Get your mind together

Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell

Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex

Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

If i wen't out with a dwarf when i pick them up i'll say "wassup short"

why are short people sad????

don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy! So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips, I was so excited. (Incase you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like "Oh that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like "Okay that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week" So long story short, I have new grips now.

Why are midgets short Caused they are

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.