You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You’re so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You’re so short you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
your so short that you build a tiny house for yourself
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
you are short
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
wanna hear a short joke? well duh I mean that's why you're on here.... well hear one... My Life
god: why is the teenager so short angle: I don't know God: I said strong as a bear angle: no you said ass hair god: no I didn't
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
