Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Short Jokes
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
You really put the R in special.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
