Short jokes
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.