Short jokes
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Have a good summer!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.