Short jokes
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Have a good summer!
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yo Nan.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?