Short jokes

Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?

Alexander the raisin.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Mom: Son, get up for school.

Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?

Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

Have a good summer!

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?

All they have is IVs!

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.

No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Yo Nan.