Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
9/11 was like the 4th of july. It was very bright in the skies
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
