knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
What’s the deference between a child and a suicider
One stays quiet forever...
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
ching chong drop the bomb
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
