ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Short Jokes
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Boom, it went.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
