Short jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Muslim furries like goats.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
The joke is me.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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