Short jokes
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got sad today.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.