Short jokes
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Africa.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."