Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Short Jokes
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
Africa.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
