Short jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.