Short jokes
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Africa.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.