Short jokes
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol