Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
