Short jokes

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Africa.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

Why did the ball person go to the doctor?

He was kicked in the balls.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because he was pissed off.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

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