Short jokes
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Priest
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.