Short jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
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