Short jokes
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Joe Biden
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."