Short jokes
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Lachlan
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Whet
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.