Short jokes
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Coooper
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.