Short jokes
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
I bought drugs today.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.