Short jokes
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
When you breathe.
"Mitchnite burger."
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.