Short jokes
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Ariana-Chat now!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
I’m back, bitches!
Why is this a category?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Queen, (DYM 86)
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Sure?
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.