Short jokes
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Gigachad.