Short jokes

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?

A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea river.

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."