Short jokes
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.