Short jokes

Short jokes

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.