Short jokes
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Bleach!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.