Short jokes
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.