Short jokes
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Hi UwU!
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.