Short jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Down syndrome and brownies.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Puns, that's how I roll.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Hellllllllloooooo
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!