Short jokes
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Haha
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.