duha is gay hahahahahaha.
Short Jokes
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Pooooop.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Canada.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
