Short jokes
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.