Short jokes
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.