Short jokes
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.