Short jokes

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

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Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Anonymous

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.