Short jokes
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.