Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I am on the German website.
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