Short jokes

Short jokes

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"

"No."

"Have you always been honest?"

"No, never been caught!"

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!