Short jokes
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Wade likes Luiz!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.