Short jokes
Whatโs the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Whatโs the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why canโt Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
LYNXXXXXXX!
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends arenโt sure whether to blindfold her.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)