Short jokes
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Microwave.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.