Short jokes
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
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Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
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