Short jokes
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.