I like pie.
Short Jokes
I think my penis has facial recognition.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Deeeeeertt.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
