Short jokes
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
How to write a joke?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Bomb goes Uno.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Indian? Did or feather?
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.