Short jokes
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Your mum isn't home.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.