Short jokes
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Know (DYM 24).
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Labor party.
The Americans.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...