Why you always in a mood?
Short Jokes
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
How was your day, Freshfry?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yooo, D.K. here!
Haymoohay?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
