Short jokes
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
hej765
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Don't crack this joke up!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
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