Short jokes
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
BLM.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Suicide
Jesus.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.