Short jokes
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Kart! (DYM 151)
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
Mario (DYM 150).
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My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!