What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Short Jokes
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
The belt broke.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
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Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
