Short jokes
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Me and the boys are cool.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.