Short jokes

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

Orphans are cool.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

How did the burglar get into my house?

Intruder window.

My sad ass life.

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.