Short jokes
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?