Short jokes
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!