Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Short Jokes
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
