Short jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why woman?
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
"Stop it," said he.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Best website ever 4 chair.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
I got jealous when my phone died.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"