Short jokes
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Baka!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?