Short jokes
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
lollllo.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Deez nuts!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Friend: âWhat's that on your arm?â
Me: âOh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.â
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Kid: Why arenât koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnât have the koala-fication!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, whatâs your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.