Short jokes

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Bumpkin boy.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

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"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."

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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender