A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut š
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ģd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
What do frogs whar for shoes/open toad. What does your mom say to you/love you moody.
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Yāall can actually see them at all my toe
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian
What is a kidnapperās favorite shoe
White Vans
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home š
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup and retarded shoes.
