I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
I don't give two shits about how evil these are there funny
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
what do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
the worst shits you'll ever see
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
when the husbon said you is your ass so big she said because im holding my shit
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you asshole
What does every arshole and tory have In common.
They all produce horrible shit
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Shit
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
