Shes

Shes jokes

Mom

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Mama

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Sister

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Balloon

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

Mama

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.

Weight

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Ballerina

Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?

She was standing way too close to the dancers.