Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Shes Jokes
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
She (DYM 110)
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
