Shes jokes

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."