My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Shes Jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. π
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! π€―
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "Iβm just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
