My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Shes Jokes
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasnāt wearing a seat belt.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
