Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
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Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
