Shes jokes

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?