Shes jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?

She didn't.