Shes jokes

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"