Shes jokes

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Why did a girl like bananas?

Because one day she might need to be ready.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"

I said, "Making holy water."

She said, "How are you making holy water?"

I'm boiling the hell out of it.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.