Shes jokes

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!