Shes

Shes jokes

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Woman

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

Memes

Man

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Blonde

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.

Speed Bump

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Nose

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Orphan

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Sex

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.