Shes jokes

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.