Shes jokes
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Memes
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.