Shes jokes
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Memes
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?