Shes jokes
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Memes
my sister thinking she took a good pic lol
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.