Shes jokes

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.