Shes jokes

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.

One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.