Shes jokes
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Memes
Cherish you chocolate milk.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.