Shes jokes

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.

But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...