Shes jokes

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"