Shes jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!