Shes jokes

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?

She was ape-ril!

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.