Shes jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.