My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Shes Jokes
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
