Shes jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.

On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."

On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.