Shes jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"