Shes jokes
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Memes
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!