I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Shes Jokes
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
