Shes jokes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Memes
but i dont have a mom she can't help
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.